A wee bit clueless about a whole lot of things. I like cats, people of all types, and adventuring. the name's Madison. I'm too young. I live in a town whose population and mystique cuts itself in half when the warmer months roll around. I'm perpetually both astounded and bored, incapable of explaining the simplest of my thoughts and emotions. Sometimes I freak out. Sometimes I freak other people out instead. Oh well.
Please let me know if something I post triggers or offends you so I can hopefully correct my mistake. I am an employed, able-bodied white cislady, so please call me out on any shit that I say, do, or even reblog, that perpetuates prejudice or even just makes you a lil uncomfy.
This is my lover.
new bra from victoria secret! :)
A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:
“Lettuce fuck.”
(Source: pretzeljesus)
21 May 2013 / Reblogged from queenofferrets with 75,305 notes
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
(Source: hazzalouehlove)
20 May 2013 / Reblogged from dont-forgettolove-yourself with 66,201 notes
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
Why does’t this have more notes
(Source: casualcynic)
20 May 2013 / Reblogged from ryaninwonderland with 217,967 notes
eating dictionaries: IT’S SO COOL TO LOOK AT STRETCH MARKS AND REALISE THAT THEY ARE SIGNS...
IT’S SO COOL TO LOOK AT STRETCH MARKS AND REALISE THAT THEY ARE SIGNS OF YOUR BODY EASING OUT TO ACCOMMODATE YOU! YOUR INNER BITS WERE LIKE “HEY WE NEED MORE” AND YOUR OUTER BITS WERE LIKE “OK IT’LL TAKE SOME HASTY BACKSTAGE-BEFORE-THE-PREMIERE STITCHING BUT WE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN” AND YOU ARE…
20 May 2013 / Reblogged from nuditea with 63 notes
hello there
angle from my nightmare
the shadow in the background of the slope
the unsuspecting vertex
of darkness in the y plane
we can live like sines and tangents if you want
20 May 2013 / Reblogged from nuditea with 173 notes
Brimfield PD (Ohio) - This is the new puppy at training today….we don’t think the bullet proof vest fits….just yet
20 May 2013 / Reblogged from vvebkinz with 199,929 notes
