“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
16 Jun 2013 / Reblogged from igotcthulhu with 135,502 notes
do you ever look at someone’s url and you just want to help them
all the time
13 Jun 2013 / Reblogged from idoitforthebitches with 196,164 notes
i just find. it so weird that our, reading voice? obeys instructions set! by little: squiggles and - dots even (if they) don’t make sense;
12 Jun 2013 / Reblogged from nuditea with 68,478 notes
THIS LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE DAVEY
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28 May 2013 / Reblogged from veeisagenderneutralname with 79,075 notes
Dildo pop sickles!!
Holy Jesus. Want!
PROJECT TIME
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25 May 2013 / Reblogged from glitter-switch with 116,549 notes
acupcakeicedwithgoodintentions:
OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL
bit of o shock. i couldnt stop laughing
from porn to kittens in 5 seconds. welcome to tumblr, you cute little narcoleptic thing
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25 May 2013 / Reblogged from glitter-switch with 241,703 notes