megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

16 Jun 2013 / Reblogged from igotcthulhu with 135,502 notes

(Source: dgasbery)

16 Jun 2013 / Reblogged from forheidiwithbluehair with 139 notes / nsfw 

googlechrome:

internetexplorers:

do you ever look at someone’s url and you just want to help them

all the time

13 Jun 2013 / Reblogged from idoitforthebitches with 196,164 notes

superwholockmunity:

i just find. it so weird that our, reading voice? obeys instructions set! by little: squiggles and - dots even (if they) don’t make sense;

12 Jun 2013 / Reblogged from nuditea with 68,478 notes

28 May 2013 / Reblogged from heartless with 131,365 notes

(Source: theclearlydope)

28 May 2013 / Reblogged from crap--bag with 54,978 notes

veeisagenderneutralname:

THIS LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE DAVEY

veeisagenderneutralname:

THIS LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE DAVEY

(Source: getoutoftherecat)

28 May 2013 / Reblogged from veeisagenderneutralname with 79,075 notes

25 May 2013 / Reblogged from kinkandsuch with 40 notes

glitterswitch:

badatbeingood:

suckmydickandillfeedyourmind:

Dildo pop sickles!! 

Holy Jesus. Want!

PROJECT TIME

(Source: bl00d-sugar)

25 May 2013 / Reblogged from glitter-switch with 116,549 notes

acupcakeicedwithgoodintentions:

aussie-bbw-lover:

l1berum:

OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL

bit of o shock. i couldnt stop laughing

from porn to kittens in 5 seconds. welcome to tumblr, you cute little narcoleptic thing

acupcakeicedwithgoodintentions:

aussie-bbw-lover:

l1berum:

OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL

bit of o shock. i couldnt stop laughing

from porn to kittens in 5 seconds. welcome to tumblr, you cute little narcoleptic thing

(Source: pleatedjeans)

25 May 2013 / Reblogged from glitter-switch with 241,703 notes