“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
do you ever look at someone’s url and you just want to help them
all the time
i just find. it so weird that our, reading voice? obeys instructions set! by little: squiggles and - dots even (if they) don’t make sense;
THIS LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE DAVEY
Dildo pop sickles!!
Holy Jesus. Want!
OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL
bit of o shock. i couldnt stop laughing
from porn to kittens in 5 seconds. welcome to tumblr, you cute little narcoleptic thing